I woke up this morning, opened my cold Diet Coke, stepped outside to get the newspaper, and was greeted by this.....
A 15 pound box containing human tissue.
(Wow. Never thought I'd say that.)
We've had a crappy week and it's surprisingly fitting that it would end with human tissue on our front porch.
The best part?!?!
I called the company to tell them that their 'tissue' went to the wrong house, in the wrong city, in the wrong zip-code, and the customer service rep said,
"Would you please open the box and tell me what you see?"
And I said,
"HA! Over my dead body!"
It's still there waiting to be picked up by UPS and it's driving me crazy. I open the door every 10 minutes to see if it's still there...
Yep. Still there.
It's been there for 10 hours now.... on dry ice. It was mailed yesterday afternoon.... how long does dry ice last?!?!
The ONLY thing I can think of that is WORSE than human tissue sitting on your front porch is RANCID HUMAN TISSUE sitting on your front porch!!!
Yep. Still there :-/
I totally do not think I would open it either. But at the same time, I am dying to know what was in there!!ReplyDelete
haha that is terrible! :) I hope UPS comes and picks it up soon. :)ReplyDelete