Friday, February 22, 2013

You Know You're a Mom When.....

We did a 'You Know You're a Mom When...' quite a while ago and it was so fun, not only to make my list but to read the hilarious one's you all came up with...
 
And I think it's time for another one! Be sure you leave your additions to our list in the comments either here or on Facebook and I'll add them to our list...
 
 
You Know You're a Mom When...
 
* You haven't gone to the bathroom all day and find yourself super annoyed that someone closed the toilet seat because it's one extra step and 5 more seconds that you DON'T HAVE!
 
You Know You're a Mom When...
 
* You make the extremely calculated decision that it is better to continue driving on 'E' because your baby is sleeping and would wake up if you stopped to get gas, rather than stop and have to deal with the after-math for the rest of the day.
 
You Know You're a Mom When...
 
* You wish you had the time and/or energy to install a baby monitor in your shower so you could STOP opening the shower door every 10 seconds because you think you hear a baby crying.
 
You Know You're a Mom When...
 
* A productive day consists of finally hand-washing the dish that had been through 6 dish washing cycles because it just doesn't seem like a good sacrifice of 3 minutes of your time.
 
You Know You're a Mom When...
 
* It's taken you 6 months to sharpen your reflexes enough that you can catch spit-up or drool before it hits your shirt, no matter where it's coming from.
 
You Know You're a Mom When...
 
* A load of clothes that has only had to be washed twice before it makes it into the dryer is a huge accomplishment....
 
and when the musty smell on your clothes no longer bothers you.
 
Ok... YOUR TURN!!
 
You Know You're a Mom When....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

5 comments:

  1. Your know you're a mom when your house only gets clean when people are coming over for dinner, and you make the whole house presentable in 10 minutes or less!

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  2. Putting on your "good" yoga pants is dressing up.

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  3. You can pee, in a public restroom, while holding your infant. (and 'public restroom' means squatting!)

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  4. you can have seven kids in the basement and still be able to tell by tone which kid is crying and whether it actually needs to be investigated.

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  5. you can have seven kids in the basement and still be able to tell by tone which kid is crying and whether it actually needs to be investigated.

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